Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Stolen but Really fun

1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Hmmm…wow that’s powerful, I’d have to pick that dude who says he messed with Jon Benet Ramsey (John Mark Karr)

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Oooh I know this one…it’s horrible to say but the girl group Prussian Blue, they are all white power and shit…look them up online it’s creepy there are these 13 year old girls…creepy

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Samantha Copeland

4. What is your favorite cheese? Garlic Cheddar from Grandpa’s cheesebarn in Ashland, Ohio

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make? I’d say shaved turkey on everything bagel bread with the above mentioned cheese :)

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? TAYE DIGGS baby

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Justin Timberlake (stop laughing now)

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?Where’s the nearest bookstore/ starbucks?

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Italy

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? eat some good ass spaghetti with meatballs and garlic bread (that sounds so american) do they even serve that shit there? Who knows but I’d buy it

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...? Vodka and cranberry juice but if he could give me coca-cola I’d be all good

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?I’d go to 1975 just before I was born and see how shit was then.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?I better not catch anyone judging anyone else or off with your head

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?ummm wow I have no clue. it’d be a traveling game and you’d have to win boggle (my favorite game over and over) to go to new places…dorky I know

15. What is your favorite curse word?Mother Fucker

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?ask them to give me a back, feet, shoulder, head massage

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item? photo albums

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?call some people and say some shit…some of you may be getting this e-mail…hmmmm?

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?(stolen answer but a good one :)Book osmosis. I could sleep with a book under my pillow, and in the morning I’d read it. In one night. While sleeping.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?the hot stone massage I got at charle’s penzones

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?my dad’s funeral

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?England.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? If I had to pick I guess I’d say Wall Street, strictly for the dancing

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?Jen and Mandy’s

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?Gertrude Stein

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?My mammie

27. What's your theme song?this really sad song by Alison Krauss it is called “Ghost in this House” my favorite line is…I’m all that’s left of two hearts on fire and I’m living proof of the damage heart break does

1 comment:

The Obsessed Knitter said...

So a friend of ours that has an MLS degree told me about your "super-secret blog" and I LOVE IT! Keep up the coolness.