Today I had a conversation with our jerk attorney in Georgia. He was such an asshole...all of the above is what he called me in such a sweet southern drawl (sweeter than sweet tea) that I wanted to throw up after I punched him in the face. Normally those pet names are cute but when they are being said to you so sarcastically and artificially they make you feel like an idiot and a child they are the farthest thing from cute.
I am so pissed off right now! Oh and on top of him talking down to me like I was his fucking golden Labrador retriever taking a wee little piss on his new cream colored carpet he had the balls to hang up on me....nice huh?